No, seriously. Stop it. It's not funny anymore. It's snow - we've seen it before. We're in Norway, remember?!
Anyway, here's my top 5 list for why Winter (in Norway) sucks:
1) It's cold: -20 feckin degrees outside where I live this morning. Geez!
2) It's wet: The snow clings to my feet and then melts in huge puddles of water in my hallway.
3) It's dark. Really, it's VERY dark. Like, Vin Diesel-y "Pitch Black" dark.
4) It's snowy. Yes, we've got plenty. It's like being trapped in a frickin Christmas Card. Puh-lease.
5) It's slippery. I've only fallen flat on my ass once so far this year, but still...
Winter's highly overrated.
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