22.3.06

Guitar Hero - part deux

So, my dear readers, I guess you're all dying to know how my prowess as a guitar hero is coming along?
(deafening silence broken by a lone cricket... uhm... cricketing) Ahem, thank you, thank you.

Well, about 4 months in, I can now stumble my way through Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" (the strumming part, not the finger-picking part), Dave Matthews' "Gravedigger" and semi-shred my way through a number of metal-tunes (I like power-chords, I really do) without sounding completely horrible. Just slightly horrible.

Also, I have discovered the fabulous invention that is "Drop-D tuning": Hah! Brilliant! Powerchording with just one finger! Of course, my highly skilled guitarplaying friends (M & K) do not approve of such simple shortcuts on the way to guitar-nirvana (guitarvana?). That doesn't stop me from doing it once in a while, though; good thing I began learning regular chords before I discovered the drop-D or I'd never have bothered trying to learn that dreaded C minor.


C minor sucks. I hate C minor, grrr.

14.3.06

3.14

8.3.06

What's wrong with me, Doc? (Microsoft Origami revealed)

(The room is softly lit, soothing classical music plays in the background. Bit is laying down on a comfortable-looking sofa, while the shrink is in his chair.)

"So, what seems to be the problem, Bit?"

"I've been feeling a little depressed, Doc."

"Really? And why do you think that is?"

"Well, Doc, as I'm sure you're aware of, the Microsoft Origami was revealed yesterday."

"Mmmm?" (Paper rustling, prepares to take down some notes)

"Yeah, it's this minitablet PC that's able to run both its own OS and Windows XP and even other x86-compatible operating systems. It's got a 7" touch-screen and is about the size of a paperback book. They say it will be able to play music and video, let you surf the web, write e-mails and edit documents. Some models might even include stuff like GPS, Bluetooth and cellular modems."

"Hmm. That sounds pretty cool, doesn't it?"

"Yeah, it does, doesn't it..." (Sighs)

"So, what's wrong?"

"Well... the thing is... I don't really want it."

(Silence)

"Hmm, that's unusual. It is really portable, isn't it?"

"They say it will be two pounds or less."

"...Battery time?"

"They're aiming for a whole days worth, but that remains to be seen."

"And it DOES have a touch-screen, yes?"

"It does." (Sighs)

"Hmm." (Makes a few notes) "How long have you been feeling like this?"

"Ever since I saw the post on Gizmodo."

"A whole day?! Hmm, this is serious." (Makes some more notes)

"...what do you think is wrong with me, Doc...?"

"I think perhaps you might be suffering from a lack of GAS."

"Say what now?"

"G.A.S - Gear Aquisition Syndrome. You seem to the have a critically low amount of GAS."

"Oh my! What shall I do?" (Looks horrified)

"I suggest staying away from all the GAS-fuelled websites for a week or so. Also, try avoiding anything that is made out of brushed aluminium, anything with flat screens and in particular anything with blue or gray LEDs."

"..."

"Yes, I know it will be difficult, but during this period of gadget-celebacy you will allow your body to restock its natural GAS resources. Then, you'll be craving small, battery powered marvels of technology just like you used to."

"Wow. Thanks Doc, I'll do my best. How much do I owe you?"

"Well.... How much will the Origami cost?"

"Uhm... About $1000...?"

"Well, then you owe me a grand."

"Greedy b*stard."

"You know I'm worth it."

7.3.06

Fanboys rejoice: New X-Men 3 trailer out

(fanboy mode: engage)
Oh joy! A new X-Men 3 trailer has arrived, and it looks fantastic! Drama! Action! Fancy costumes! And, er, Kelsey Grammer as Beast. Not too sure about that one but hey, the make-up looks pretty cool.


And of course we all knew Jean would be back; like anyone actually believed she died in X2 - hah! Like anyone had to wipe a tear from the corner of their eye at that scene. Hah! Never.
(fanboy mode: disengage)


In other news: I'm getting old. My new cell-phone (the not completely un-cool Samsung D600E) is way too advanced for me. If anyone knows how to turn off T9 - this devilish invention that will degrade our vocabularies, shrink our brains and kill our souls (well, mine anyway) - please let me know. I'm going mad over here.



I do like the funny sounds it makes, though.

2.3.06

Warning: Blatant Self Promotion Ahead!

Gather round, dear readers - yes, both of you - I have an announcement to make: Theatre of Tragedy's "Storm" single is now available at most respectable online CD stores these days; as you might know, me and Kristian Sigland from The Crest have done a rather spiffy remix (the Tornado mix) under our Rustflower Inc. guise.


So, please run... ehm... surf to your favourite CD webshop and pick up a copy. Don't do it for yourself, do it for us. Seriously, we need the cash. No kidding.

1.3.06

Hey winter, I'm sorry

Dear Winter,

I have uttered some harsh words towards you in the past. Words like "suck", "overrated" and "Vin Diesel" (I'm particularily sorry about that one). So, I fully understand that you have retaliated in such a wicked manner. Winter, you're upset and I feel that I am to blame. Please accept this humble apology from a cold, wet and slightly depressed Bit:

I am sorry. I will never call you wicked things or mention Vin Diesel in the same sentence as you again. Ever.

Now, can we have spring back, please? She was here just a few days ago, before you scared her away. Please?

Yours,

Bit